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IMAGINE THERE’S NO BEATLES

IMAGINE THERE’S NO BEATLES
JOHN NEVER MET PAUL
GEORGE AND PAUL WERE SCHOOLFRIENDS
BUT THEY NEVER PLAYED MUSIC
TOGETHER OR APART.HOWEVER RINGO WAS A DRUMMER
IN RORY STORM AND THE HURRICANES
THEY WENT ON TO BECOME ABOUT
THE BIGGEST BAND ON THE PLANET.
RORY STORM AND THE HURRICANES UNPLUGGED,
RORY STORM AND THE HURRICANES AT LIVE AID.
A NEW CONCEPT ALBUM BY FREDDIE AND THE DREAMERS,
PETULA CLARK AT WOODSTOCK,
CHUBBY CHECKER THE BEST SELLING SOLO ARTIST OF ALL TIME.

IN LIVERPOOL PAUL RAN A SHOP IN PENNY LANE
GEORGE WAS A GARDENER AT STRAWBERRY FIELDS
AND JOHN STAYED IN ART COLLEGE DESIGNING ALBUM COVERS
HE DID ONE FOR RORY STORM.

IMAGINE THERE’S NO BEATLES
I COULDN’T, EVEN IF I TRIED.

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